This week's winner of $250 in the DC Online Store is John Durbin of Chicago, Illinois. Congrats man!

Here's what the all-knowing Philip Bradley had to say:

This is the toughest week yet to judge this festering of man growth. I pretty much had to flip a coin on the winner this week because it was WAY too close to call. Not only was I impressed with the moustaches but the overall holiday theme was like dashing through the snow with nothing but a pair of chrsitmas stockings and tinsel wrapped around your body.

Well the coin landed head and this week’s winner is Mr. DURBIN aka Ginger Stash aka Rudolph the Red Stached Creeper. Huge Point for the green turtleneck and dead miseltoe. It wouldn’;t have even been a contest if I could have seen what your sweater was. Judging nu the hand embroidery I bet this sweaters been passed down since the Donner Party.

Well done. – PB